hi.

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

okatu:
this woman had her sidewalk stolen
a slab of concrete
was stolen
2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

okatu:

this woman had her sidewalk stolen

a slab of concrete

was stolen

2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk

That stinging moment when you put on hand sanitizer but forgot you had a cut on your hand.
Did you know that in Denmark students are paid for studying?